Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...