Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...