Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...