Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...