What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...