How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...