The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...