The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...