50/50 relationship
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Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...