More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...