Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...