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Things never to say to a cop
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Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...