Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...