Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...