Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...