Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...