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The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...