Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...