Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...