Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...