Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...