Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...