Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...