Real opcodes
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Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...