Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...