Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...