Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...