Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
65 Bumper Stickers!
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What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...