The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...