Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...