Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...