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The definition of kinky sex
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A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
grasshopper with no legs
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Blonde and Pizza
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Mamma’s got back
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Little Girl’s Questions
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