When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...