Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...