Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...