Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...