Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...