Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
I think that I’m a chicken
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Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Airplanes running operating systems
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Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...