You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...