Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
How to Blow your money !!
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I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
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One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
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Famous Sports Quotes.
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