The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...