Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...