Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.