At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....