The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...