Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...