Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...