Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!