Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...