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Microsoft 2000
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Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
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There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
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Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
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5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...