Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...