Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...