One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...